Thursday, October 4, 2012

Declaration of Insanity

We the people believe that we are endowed with certain inalienable rights to know what we believe and to know what we know.

Beliefs 
  • We believe T is pregnant.  
  • We believe that T wishes to place her baby for adoption.  
  • We believe that T would like us to adopt her baby.
 
Knowns 
  • We know that we love each other.
  • We know that pregnancy is not a permanent condition.  
  • We know the chicken puppet at Barnes & Noble requires three hands to bring it to life.
  • We know the carwash at Chevron closes at 8:00 pm.  
  • We know that for 11.11% of this year so far, we have lived in California.  
  • We know there exists another state called Colorado, and we call it "home".  
  • We know sudoku is not a guessing game.  
  • We know the button you would think turns on the jets in the hot tub at our hotel actually sounds the alarm.  
  • We know cheap red wine tastes the same coming out of a white wine glass.  
  • We know the ringtone our BND makes when a text comes in and that it can be whistled note for note.
  • We know the smell of a hotel room that has a kitchen and windows that don't open farther than two inches.
 
We also know that we've been told that T didn't go to her appointment with the CA agency this week.

If what you want to know is not stated as a Known above, then we don't know. However, we Hope that all of our Beliefs become Knowns real soon.